Funny story: Meet in the market

Once, Jono visit to his old friend's house that has now become a rich man. But it turns out his old friend, Benny has changed, he did not like Benny knew that Jono first.

Benny: Want to Drink What ... ?? Juice, tea, brown, Capucino, Frapucino, or coffee. ??

Jono: Tea alone, thanks.

Benny: The tea Ceylon tea, india, herbal, green, honey?

Jono: A Ceylon Tea

Benny: Pake ice or warm ..?

Jono: Pake ice alone

Benny: ice, shaved ice, or destroyed?

Jono: Oh ... do not bother. Ice cubes wrote.

Benny: Ice rock would form a cube, flat, round, or the shape of a heart?

Jono: Heart wrote ...

Benny: Well, you want her tea green black what?

Jono: Black

Benny: With milk or fresh cream?

Jono: Milk donk.

Benny: Goat's milk or cow?

Jono: Milk Cow donk ...

Benny: Cow New Zealand or Africa?

Jono: If so not so black tea, green tea alone.

Benny: Okay, want sweetener use sugar or honey?

Jono: Sugar.

Benny: Sugar beet or cane?

Jono: Sugar cane.

Benny: his Sugarcane white, brown, or yellow?

Jono: Huaaaa .. .. hu hu .... I drink water only (Starting stress and crying)

Benny: Cold or regular?

Jono: The cold.

Benny: Minus 5, 10, 20, or 30?

Jono: I'm sorry sir I just want to go home.

Benny: Okay, the return going through where? Lobby doors, corridors, or backstage?

Jono: KAMPREET !! .... (Benny Pake machete attack)

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